I woke up from a nap feeling lonely and wanting company. A butterfly landed on my nose and we shared a moment. Them he started flying round the room. He was fun to chase! When I got bored of chasing him I waited for him to land on the couch. He did. I eated him.

IT GOT ME!!!

It GOT ME! I was playing with my favorite thing, (humans call them bags, but cats know they are magical hiding spots which make one completely invisible) and now it won't let me go! Help!

Who turned out the lights?

Ah, humans. They eat a lot, and yet I only get fed once a day! Who can blame me for sampling the odd morsel that is left unguarded? Cept' this one got stuck on my head. Several minutes of running around blind, and rubbing my head against things later I was able to free myself. The humans decided not to rescue me from my torment and choose instead to sit and watch me while laughing themselves stupid. Growwwwwwllll.