Today I became invisible. My human left the room. When she came back I was noowhere to be seen! She called me and called me. She looked under the sofa and the coffee table. She looked in the other room. She looked behind the tv. She looked in the kitchen and bathroom. She looked in my bed and in that cardboard box by the door. But it was no use because I was invisible.
I am so clever! She couldn't find me. She even said out loud, "he definately isn't on the sofa...". Just when she said she was going to miss me, I sprung out from behind my...I mean I reappeared! I am a genius! No human is a match for my utter brilliance!